Pakistani leader: Bin Laden 'may be dead' - or not

So he's Schrödinger's terrorist?

Well, we have no way of knowing whether he's really alive, so actually he's neither alive nor dead! That must take some talent.

So, the pontiff is in NYC this weekend.

I really kind of want people to throw eggs at him. And not just for the obvious reasons, but because you just know what the New York Post headline would be:

EGGS BENEDICT

Now, y'all may know that I love charts and graphs.

But what's even better?

FLOW CHARTS.

Dude, my icon was made for this.

q: what does snoop doggy dogg use to wash his clothes?
a: blee-otch.

q: why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella?
a: fo' drizzle.

...or even have just been reading my journal for a while will understand why this had me nearly snorting iced tea out my nose.

...but, OMG, Moby rocks the Republicans for Voldemort apparel!

I have a Republicans for Voldemort messenger bag that is one of my unceasing sources of amusement, not to mention hilarious reactions from people on the subway.

crafting_change, I know you'll disagree, but I think Moby just earned himself a permanent place on my baby-daddy list. (So far, the roster ( Read more... )

...because this almost just made me spit tea out my nose.

The "Chronic of Narnia" rap is the funniest thing I have seen in YEARS.

"Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes!"

If anyone has this as an mp3/m4a rip, I will be your slave for life.

missfoxworthy: Do you ever wonder someday that someone will walk up to you and say, "By the way, you're the antichrist. Have fun destroying the world."?

nightgarden: It's like when you're on the subway and playing the who's-the-serial-killer-in-this-car game... and then you realize, "Oh crap, it's me."